canned-lychee:

rennerzdrawspictures:

canned-lychee:

roy-the-pony:

derpygrooves:

• 15 years from now there is a MLP FiM movie in the style of The Smurfs/Alvin and the Chipmunks that features a “Brony” as the male human lead.

• “Brought to you by Dreamworks Studios and Twentieth Century Fox…”

• “This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you… A little hoarse!”

• CGI Applejack yells “Yeehaw!” and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing

• Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something

• Dash makes a terrible pun

• Music stops

• She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says “…What? It’s 20% cooler!” While making the dreamworks face

• “But can these ponies… Help their friend find true love?”

• Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead’s league

• Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in

• bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon

I would commit suicide if this happened

• “I never leave home without my PARTY CANNON *boom*” Hilarious mild yet over-the-top club scene
• Rarity gets in a little cat fight with Tyra or someone
• 100+ celebrity cameos
• The “brony” becomes the 7th element of harmony
• And Nyx is the 8th
• Spike wins a rap competition in the mild yet over-the-top club scene

• Sony Pictures animation instead of Dreamworks
• The ponies will be voiced by whoever is on the Disney channel at the time of release, and Pinkie by whatever talentless Pop star is hot that year.
• The ponies pretend to be stuffed animals at some point to avoid detection
• Racially insensitive black caricature pony is added
• Product placement everywhere
• Film concludes with gratuitous Shrek style song sequence featuring not-shannon chan-kent pinkie’s autotuned vocals.

I’m visibly laughing and audibly crying

• The entire movie is a poor Enchanted-clone; villain sends the Mane 6 to a land where FRIENDSHIP ISN’T MAGIC.
• There’s a scene in which the ponies are turned into humans, all slim, average height and caucasian
• Toilet-humour
• Fluttershy is just there until she goes insane
• Several little girls laugh at the brony at some point in the beginning
• Dash fits into a crowd of big burly motorcycle dudes that help save the day unexpectedly

And there’s some cutesy little girl who is the only other human who knows about the ponies.